Friday, August 20, 2010

The Great What-If's




Bernard Knox, a redoubted classics scholar, passed away on July 22. His obituary in the New York Times ends with a hypothetical he presented, when speaking against the attempted refudiation (sorry, repudiation), on the part of some radicals, of Western tradition in general: "God knows what the world would be like if we were all brought up on the stuff they'd like us to read".

Well, this reminds me of so many "what if" scenarios that have been brought up in conversations, in a political or historical or scientific or much lighter context. One of the most common political hypotheticals in Greece is what would have happened, if the Communist forces had won the Civil War of 1946-1949 here. A very interesting alternative history novel, titled "Lenin Square, formerly Constitution Square" (Constitution Square is one of the central locations in Athens, right in front of the Parliament building) by Dimitris Fyssas, is based on this supposition.

So, let's have a poll among ourselves: what is the hypothetical you have encountered most in your discussions? Here is a sample list (feel free to add more):

1. Wars - Battles
The Persians winning in Marathon
Mark Antony winning in Actium
Arabs winning in Poitiers
The Saxons winning in Hastings
The Turks conquering Vienna or winning in Lepanto
The British winning in Lexington
Napoleon winning in Waterloo
The Confederates winning in Gettysburg

2. Science - Technology
Archimedes not spending enough time in his bath-tub
Newton not sitting under the apple tree
Darwin not making the journey on the Beagle
Fleming not discovering penicillin
The Germans/ Soviets getting the A-bomb first
Steve Jobs graduating College
Al Gore not inventing the Internet

3. Politics
Alexander the Great not dying of disease in 323 BC
Columbus not being granted the ships to go westwards to find India
Alexander Hamilton defeating Aaron Burr in their duel
J.W. Booth failing to assassinate Abraham Lincoln
L.H. Oswald failing to assassinate JFK
Lenin's train not making it to St. Petersburg
The burglars entering a different room in Watergate hotel
Margaret Thatcher not defeating Edward Heath for the leadership of the Conservatives
The Soviet Union invading Poland in 1980
Ross Perot winning the 1992 elections
Al Gore winning the 2000 elections (alternatively, as appeared in conversations: Ralph Nader not entering the election)
Dred Scott, Brown v. Board of Education, Roe v. Wade (and, of course, Bush v. Gore) being decided differently

4. Culture - sports
Beethoven not losing his hearing
Babe Ruth not being traded to the NY Yankees
Miranda v. Arizona being decided differently

This is a list of all the what if's that I have encountered in conversations or read someplace or other and can recall now. I would appreciate more what-if's added by you (and maybe a small alternative storyline!).

And, as a postscript, watch how Lord Black Adder made many what if's actually happen, while discussing with Baldrick the role of the individual vs. broader forces and trends in the making of history.

5. Addenda (recommended by friends with good and not-so-good intentions)
Paris (of Troy) being gay
Pontius Pilate acquitting Jesus

(P.S. For Greek readers, wondering why a U.S. Supreme Court decision, Miranda v. Arizona, is listed on the culture category: there would be no "You have the right to remain silent" without it)


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